Oronte Churm, lecturer in English, writes about the weird and sometimes beautiful thing we call “college life.” Read more at his author's website, OronteChurm.com.
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By Oronte
July 8, 2009 8:24 am
I have no budget for photos or illustrations for this nonfiction project I’m working on, and I don’t qualify for subventions—departmental, college, or campus subsidies—since it’s for a ...
By Oronte
July 2, 2009 12:28 am
Because I’m on such a tight deadline I pretty much read, write, or think about my topic all the time, so when I go to bed I like to treat myself to something diverting. That’s why I’ve been ...
By Oronte
June 24, 2009 11:45 pm
As you might have heard, my first novel has just been published, and this makes me so happy that I want to make you happy too. No, Rory, no more piggyback rides; I’m talking about a raffle with ...
By Oronte
June 22, 2009 2:19 am
First, I’d like to offer Mrs. Churm felicitations: Nine years ago today, I knelt on the steel deck of the Staten Island Ferry with all the lights of Manhattan as a backdrop and asked her to marry ...
By Oronte
June 19, 2009 1:32 am
I know why I know so little, but why is it so difficult for you scientists to know things definitively? You’re the ones that got soluble dentifrice into those tubes that never go flat.
All a ...
By Oronte
June 17, 2009 11:55 am
65138_patient_lgMy acquaintance Crazy Larry, an actor, has been supplementing his income by serving as a fake patient for doctors-to-be. You’d know the name of the testing-prep company that ...
By Oronte
June 11, 2009 12:22 pm
A Times piece a couple of days ago, “Michigan Works to Remake Itself Without King Auto," says that “About 800,000 jobs have been lost in the state—about one in every six—since 2000, and ...
By Oronte
June 10, 2009 4:01 pm
FrontCoverYes, friends, the time draws nigh. My novel will release in mere days and is now available for preorder at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or just about any fine bookstore near you (if you ...
By Oronte
June 7, 2009 1:12 pm
My acquaintance Rory has a Ph.D. in American literature and is an administrator and a poet of sorts himself. At lunch yesterday, talking around a mouthful of Chicken Tikka in a restaurant he tried ...
By Oronte
June 3, 2009 12:34 am
No, I don’t mean this.
Or this.
Or this.
I’m not even referring to the governor of Illinois at the time that the events in my novel take place: “Lennington Small was indicted, while ...